Mikel Arteta, in his infinite wisdom, has decided to cart a 30-man Arsenal squad halfway across the globe to Asia. Because, of course, nothing screams “preparation for a massive season” like a long-haul flight and jet lag. It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off. With the weight of the club’s expectations on his shoulders, Arteta is clearly hoping that a change of scenery will magically transform his squad into title contenders. Or perhaps he’s just hoping the exotic locale will distract from any glaring tactical deficiencies. Either way, it’s a spectacle worth watching.
